A walk in the park

Things I learned during my trip downtown today:

1. Other people also have time off in the middle of the day on a Tuesday. A lot of people.
2. It is possible to go 40+ years without learning the lesson "Feeding Geese goes well for No One."
3. Walking a cute dog through a park filled with children on field trips is the quickest way to unparalleled popularity.
4. My dog is the cutest.